
Is this the new Corporate Culture
If you ever watch cable news, you hear about these people who are body language specialists and who make their livings de-coding the way politicians hold themselves. There’s a message behind every pose, you see. Fist being pumped, fingers pointing in the air, quick blinking—all of it means something. Being a political junkie and a freelance writer with way too much time on my hands, I’ve been reading up on body language interpretation and I’m almost done with an on-line course.
As proof of my newly-found skills as a body language interpreter, I want to draw your attention to the trade show display above. You may not know this, but Hip Hop Culture is the new Corporate Culture. That’s the first thing that these four people are showing us. I am willing to stake my reputation on it—these four definitely love their Kanye West and their Tupac. The outfits are corporate-esque, but don’t be fooled. Look at the body language. These poses, they are nothing less than dope, down, phat, etc.
Aside from a general gang-stah vibe that these four give off, if we dig a bit deeper, it’s clear from their poses that there is a very set hierarchy among them. Starting with the shorter of the standing women, her frontal stance with the slightly cocked hip tells us many things. For one, it seems that she favors her left leg. This could mean that she’s a lefty, or maybe that she has a prosthesis. (I’ve learned that body language interpretation is not an exact science.) What is very clear, however, is that her stance is the stance of a leader. This person is an aggressive, one–legged, take no prisoners type of boss—or at least she’s a left-legged type of boss.
The two individuals standing next to her are also clearly sending us a message. The way they’re standing back to back, they’re obviously competing to be the one-legged woman’s second in command. (They are also probably married and having a lover’s spat, but that’s not so pertinent to our discussion.) In any case, there’s a lot of tension between these two. The man is trying not to be obvious about his ambition—his not looking at us certainly makes that clear enough. But his wife is a totally different kind of animal. In no uncertain terms, she’s making clear that she’s ready to take over just as soon as the one-legged leader says the word. Her set jaw and raised eyebrows says she will not take no for an answer.
Lastly, there’s the woman in what I will call a “crouched Thinker’s position.™” Her place in the company is not clear from her posture. After minutes of research on what this pose means, I came up blank. But thanks to the skills I learned in my on-line class, I dug deep and turned to the hip hop culture that so obviously is influencing these four. I found that in many photos of hip hop groups, there is usually some individual holding a similar pose. Usually the person is throwing up gang signs, it’s true. But then again, maybe this woman is, too. She might be part of a thinking gang—maybe she’s the head of this company’s strategy department. Regardless, take a look at those heels—she’s definitely the shortest of the group, but too proud to admit that so she hides in her crouch, ready, like any good employee, to strike at the competitor.
OK, so let’s review what we’ve learned today. First, I think we can all agree that the body is an open book and all you need are the right decoding tools to make sense of it. Second, if you’re looking to break into the corporate world, look to the Hip Hop culture for answers. It won’t steer you wrong. Peace out!
